I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "How long, O Lord, can he write about movies I'm never going to see?!?"
Well, I figure to get to the Marx Brothers by the end of April. Sooner if we're lucky. You've seen the Marx Brothers, right?
And before then, I promise to write about Jean Harlow's thighs, gangster movies and why men are not much more than big animals with clothes on. So it can't be all bad.
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