1933 + 3x = 2010 + x
... where x equals the number of years, at my current pace of covering three movie years every calendar year, to reach what I call "convergence"—that is to say, when I'll be reviewing movies in the theaters rather than writing history.
Math is not my strong suit (why do you think I went to law school), but it works out to 38.5.
Here's another equation:
my current age + 38.5 years = really old!
Better pick up the pace, huh.
Chicken-Lady seems phlegmatically resigned to her fate
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