True Classics, a miss but, well, the best laid plans of mice and men, as they say ...
The rules are simple: write a limerick about a movie made before 1982. If possible, make it stylishly bawdy.
Said the blonde to the man on the Limited,
"Making love before lunch is prohibited!"
So he ordered the trout,
Then whipped his own out.
Full-bellied, she's quite uninhibited!
Hey, what do you want for nothin'—rrrrubber biscuit?