People have been walking up to me a lot in recent days, saying, "Monkey, you're a banking lawyer—what should I do if the United States defaults on its debt?"
While I myself am loathe to dispense free legal advice, my good friend John Blutarsky is rather free with it. What say you, Bluto?
Named for Katie-Bar-The-Door, the Katies are "alternate Oscars"—who should have been nominated, who should have won—but really they're just an excuse to write a history of the movies from the Silent Era to the present day.
To see a list of nominees and winners by decade, as well as links to my essays about them, click the highlighted links:
Remember: There are no wrong answers, only movies you haven't seen yet.
The Silent Oscars
And don't forget to check out the Silent Oscars—my year-by-year choices for best picture, director and all four acting categories for the pre-Oscar years, 1902-1927.
Look at me—Joe College, with a touch of arthritis. Are my eyes really brown? Uh, no, they're green. Would we have the nerve to dive into the icy water and save a person from drowning? That's a key question. I, of course, can't swim, so I never have to face it. Say, haven't you anything better to do than to keep popping in here early every morning and asking a lot of fool questions?
9 comments:
I think the loons on both sides of the aisle have already taken this advice. There can be no other explanation!
They're drinking something, that's for sure ...
The Debt Crisis:
You fucked up -- you trusted us!
The Debt Crisis Solution:
You fucked up -- you trusted us!
you guys playing cards?
Nice tie! Is that a clip-on?
Wow -- 100% rayon. . . .!
Pork ?
Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
the time has come for someone to put his foot down....and that foot is me
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