Sunday, July 31, 2011

Very Good Reasons For Not Watching The Chaplin Mutuals

Well, the results are in on the latest Mythical Monkey Poll—"Which of Chaplin's four films from 1917 do you like best?"

The number one answer, with 16 votes? "I haven't seen any of these films."

Second was The Immigrant, with 10. Rounding out the field was Easy Street with five, The Cure with two and The Adventurer with one.

The 34 total votes cast were the fewest in a Monkey Poll in nearly a year, and considering that 109 of you voted in the last poll, I'm guessing the real number of my readers who haven't seen the Chaplin Mutuals is much higher. But I can't say I blame you. Two years ago, before I started this blog, I don't think I'd seen any of them either. What can I tell you—I was busy.

I asked a few friends to tell me why they hadn't seen Chaplin's Mutuals.

Phil Connors: "I was in the Virgin Islands. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank Piña Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day."

Joliet Jake Blues: "Honest. I ran out of gas! I—I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!!!"

Jeff Bailey: "Near the plaza was a little cafe, called La Mar Azul next to a movie house. I sat there in the afternoons and drank beer. I used to sit there half-asleep with the beer and the darkness. Only that music from the movie next door kept jarring me awake."

You can't argue with any of those excuses.

And what about you? Share your personal memories— Where were you and what were you doing the night you weren't watching Chaplin's Mutual Comedies?


Yvette said...

We were on an expedition in South America, on the Amazon, searching for bone fragments from the Davonian age. We were trapped in a black lagoon and attacked by a...a...creature guessed it.

(Not dialogue from the movie, but best I could do.)

Mythical Monkey said...

I get it, because despite a fine 4G wireless connection that might let you watch movies, battling the creature from the black lagoon didn't leave you time to properly savor Chaplin's Mutuals.

Creatures can be so inconsiderate that way ...

thingy said...

I was trekking the Himalayas and the sherpas refused to run down my vote.

They don't like Chaplin, ever since Oona demanded to be carried to the top of Everest.

Erik Beck said...

I was living in an apartment house above Franklin and Ivar. Things were tough at the moment. I hadn't worked in a studio for a long time. So I sat there grinding out original stories, two a week.

Scotty said...

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual. . . .

Irene Palfy said...


We were off to see the wizard..

..the wonderful wizard of Oz..

- and finally I got a brain!! ;")

(hope to be able to use it soon, too..)

Irene Palfy said...

oh.. and: yes, we followed the yellow brick road.. ;")

Uncle Tom said...

my Mom distracted me by asking me over and over if I needed ointment for a sunburn.

Hey, it looked painful.

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