Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Love Puppies? Vote For Mary Pickford!

The first-round is well under way, and the contest between Mary Pickford and Janet Gaynor is too close to call. In a desperate bid to drum up support, both candidates have resorted to the most negative campaign since John Adams accused Thomas Jefferson of launching "a reign of terror" that would leave "your children writhing on a pike!"

We here at the Monkey are both shocked and deeply disappointed.

Still, you gotta love puppies ...

1 comment:

Alex Jowski said...

These are the best yet.