Wednesday, March 20, 2013

MILF-y Madness Here At The Monkey

Once again, longshot Shirley Jones is on the verge of upsetting a higher-seeded contestant in the 2013 March Madness Favorite Classic Movie Actress Tournament. After squeaking past #2 seed Shirley MacLaine and crushing Oscar-winner Liza Minnelli, Mama Partridge (or do you prefer Madame Librarian Marian?) is at the time of this writing tied with last year's 1960 bracket winner, Natalie Wood.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Peel and that married broad from Belle de Jour (Anne Bancroft, Diana Rigg and Catherine Deneuve, respectively) lead their own contests by varying margins.

You've got only a few hours left to vote. Drop whatever you're doing and get to it!

3 comments:

mister muleboy said...

Hmmm. MILF.

We've got two verbs at work: the active like and
the infinitive to fuck.



Yup -- you nailed it. Shirley Jones.



PS I'm so sorry to sully the comments section of this MythMon, but I was MILFed. . . .

Mythical Monkey said...

I'm so sorry to sully the comments section

Oh that this too too sullied comments section would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.

Or is that "solid"?

A little Hamlet humor there, folks.

"Resolve itself into a dew." What do you suppose that means in this context?

mister muleboy said...

"Resolve itself into a dew." What do you suppose that means in this context?

I don't think there's any supposin' involved!