Tuesday, January 25, 2011

To Quote My Brother ...

"You have to go back to Lancelot Link's piano player to find anyone this ineffective at a keyboard."

He was referring specifically to a reporter for the New York Times but he could have been talking about me. I'm 171 movies and 4000 words into this essay about the film years 1906-1914, but I'm not any closer to being done than I was a week ago. I think what I'm going to do is throw in the towel and publish my notes bullet-fashion, the way I did for an unfinished essay about innovations in the use of sound back in 2009.

It's either that or stop blogging for the next six months. I don't see any other way.

In the meantime, does anyone else remember the Saturday morning kids show Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp? It was a live action show about a chimpanzee spy named Lancelot Link. He worked for the Agency to Prevent Evil ("APE"), had a girlfriend named Mata Hairy, and battled a parade of villains including Dr. Strangemind, Baron von Butcher, and other henchmen of CHUMP.

Here's a clip of their band, The Evolution Revolution:



Bonus Trivia: Lancelot Link was played by the same chimp who played the Bloop on television's Lost In Space.

7 comments:

burning faggot said...

lol

Uncle Tom said...

I'll get you Link!

Lupner said...

A classic! I have a friend who does an excellent Lance Link impression, btw. It somehow evolved from her imagined tirade by our Italian cruise ship steward as he chastised us for leaving a messy room, but that's another story ...

Lulled-loving Guy said...

as he chastised us for leaving a messy room, but that's another story ...



And one we now demand to hear!

Lupner said...

Well, not a particularly *fascinating* story -- just the kind of housekeeping chaos one might expect with three 30-something women sharing a cabin the size of a walk-in closet for a week -- and our musings on what the very expressive Antonio's reaction may have been when faced with it on a daily basis. Heh.

Mythical Monkey said...

lupner, by definition, every story you tell is fascinating.

Lupner said...

You are too kind. And far, far too prolific -- this blog has exploded with posts since my last visit ---!!! Will look forward to catching up.